Aw, I wish you could have done that, too! :’)
): ): I wish I could be waiting outside with an ice cream for you. Hope you find some relief soon!
It’s over now and after a cold shower I’m good again but wow I still think we were on hidden camera or something… ;)
It’ so bloody freaking hot here and i’m inthis lecture about bloody vets and cows in goddamn colonial south afrika even I’m like what the fuck who cares and this guy is just reading everything out like are you fucking kidding me
if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs
I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES
TO GET WILL GRAHAM SOME PROPER FUCKING MEDICAL CARE
I feel like the Hannibal fandom motto needs an addendum.
“Someone please help Will Graham… no, not you, Dr. Lecter, sit down.”
give a person a fish and they’ll eat for a day
teach a person to fish and they won’t eat at all because they didn’t really understand your instructions but said that they understood so they wouldn’t seem stupid and are too embarrassed to ask you to explain it again
- Will: And then I keep having these hallucinations where a stag comes into my house and follows me around.
- Hannibal: No that's a real stag.
- Will: What?
- Hannibal: He's been living with you for months now, I thought you'd progressed from stray dogs to woodland creatures that's why I didn't say anything.
- Will: ...
- Hannibal: I call him Gerhart .
- Martin: Yes, Arthur, but aircraft don’t have chimneys.
- Arthur: Why not?
- Douglas: Shall we move on?
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth
[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL
i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while
like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’